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PostSubject: YO MAMA'S .............   Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:02 pm

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo Mama's so dirty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo Mama's so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo Mama's so dirty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo Mama's so dirty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo Mama's so dirty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo Momma so dirty, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners.

Yo Mama's so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice.

Yo mommas so dirty she brings crabs to the beach

Yo mama's house is so dirty, Stanley Steamer could get her house cleaner

Yo mama so dirty when she walk down the street poor people offer her soap

Yo mama so dirty when she wash up her water look like chocolate

Yo Mama's so dirty, I asked her where the junk yard was and she said your looking at it


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