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PostSubject: Millionaires Party   Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:05 pm

Bruce the Australian Millionaire is having a BBQ round his pool! All his friends are there including Abdul the local shop keeper.

After a few beers, Bruce shows them all the 15ft Crocodile he keeps in the Pool & bets a Million Dollars to anyone who can beat it in a fight.

Abdul dives in, wrestling, biting, gouging, the lot!! He kills the Crocodile & climbs out the pool.

"WOW"! Bruce says, i owe You a Million!!

"Dont want it"! says Abdul

"A car & a Rolex then"! says Bruce

"NO!" replies Abdul

"Well, what do you want then?" asks Bruce

Abdul says "The Bas***D that pushed me in!!

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Millionaires Party   Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:08 pm

i have to admit i love pushing people in (only if i know them tho lol)
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